“But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner city slang, and various grunts.”
“And there was a time in this country when reading wasn’t just for fags, and writing too. People wrote books and movies. Movies with stories, so, you cared who’s ass it was and why it was farting and I believe that time can come again!”
-President Not Sure, (the smartest man in history)
“I’m the Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Why do you keep saying that?
Cuz they pay me every time I do, it’s a really good way to make money, if you’re so smart, why don’t you know that.”
“Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr., fuck you, I’m eating.”